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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:29
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Person With Deadly Virus Visited Popular Hudson Valley Restaurant - Hudson Valley Post
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
Schizophrenia is the price we pay for minds poised near the edge of a cliff - Hacker News
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
Astronomers see the 1st stars dispel darkness 13 billion years ago at 'Cosmic Dawn' - Space
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
Still no good
Marchand nets 2OT winner as Florida evens Finals - ESPN
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
Kuorans can you write a sad story about kpop?
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
Dozens of Israeli children develop malignant tumors from sperm donor - The Jerusalem Post
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
How does gut health affect mental well-being?
Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
New rabies cases detected in SLO County. How to avoid deadly disease - San Luis Obispo Tribune
Loons and Moons
So they tried
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!